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Saturday, January 31, 2009

How hot is your car?

Rob and I were having a conversation about the relative attractiveness of our respective cars. My car is cute; it's little and red with tinted windows and snazzy wheels, although it does have something of a large rear end (a little junk in the trunk, if you will).

Rob's car, I informed him, was like the last bar hag left at the end of the night when the lights come on. She has stringy hair and smells of 3-day old whiskey.

His car is like the prostitute who never gets her mugshot in one of those online mugshot roundups, because she never gets arrested, because she's so heinous that she doesn't have any customers.

His car is like a dead hooker.

And with that, I think I won.

Categories: silliness, asides

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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Parenthood looms

Just a quick note to say that I've updated our adoption blog. We're leaving on April 17th and will return on May 1st. And when we come back, we'll be parents! Anyway, check it out [pops].

I'm too terrified (and excited) to have much else to say, so I'll just leave you with a couple of my favorites:

Categories: photoshops, asides, adoption

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Happy Birthday, Knut!

Remember little Knut [pops], the polar bear? He's celebrating his first birthday today [pops]. Now that he's all grown up at 240lbs, and filthy from his habit of rolling around in the dirt, he's not quite as cute as he was a year ago when he rose meteorically to fame.

But where else on earth is there a creature that loves dirt and croissants and can gain 238lbs in one year, that doesn't reside in a trailer park?

Categories: asides, current events

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Now I've seen everything

Velveeta Fudge [pops].

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Thank you, come again

My apologies for the lack of posts during the past week. I really do mean to post more often now that I've moved, but since Saturday I've been suffering from the dreaded lurg. We will return you to your regularly scheduled blogging as soon as possible.

Categories: asides, daily life, blogging

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