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Thursday, January 22, 2009

• It's a groundhog.
• They've anthropomorphized it, but it's still a groundhog.
• It can't predict the weather. It's a freakin' groundhog.
• Have you ever really looked at a groundhog? It's ridiculous.
• Did I say that it was a groundhog? Yeah.
• Drink a lot of beer before checking the official Punxsutawney Groundhog Club website for the groundhog's decision.